Confessions of a Desk Potato

This article should start with a before/after picture of me showing me proudly displaying how big my jean waist used to be or how I now look in a swimsuit *shudder*. I should be able to evangelize about the new Weight Loss For Accountants regime and how you can Fix your ASSets or Depreciate your Cellulite. Unfortunately, my “after” picture looks depressingly like my “before” picture. It isn’t all bad news, but I’d like to pass on what has worked and not worked for me, and I’d appreciate it if you would do the same. Note: There are no celebrity endorsements, so anything you get here is the unvarnished personal truth of the author and commenters.

Like most of the other accountants I know, I eat at my desk